How To Bake A Cake (humorous)

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Diane Stine

By
@dstine

Anyone who has children will appreciate this.

Rating:

★★★★★ 1 vote

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Serves:
A lifetime
Method:
No-Cook or Other

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a mom or dad or grandparent
a child or children

How to Make How To Bake A Cake (humorous)

Step-by-Step

  • 1Preheat oven, get out bowl, spoons and ingredients for cake. Remove 18 blocks and 7 toy cars from kitchen table. Measure 2 cups flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour and wash the flour off Johnny. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and sweep up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked off table and onto floor.
  • 2Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny's hands from bowl. Get out egg. Answer phone. Return. Take out greased pan; remove 1/2 inch salt from pan. Look for Johnny. Return to kitchen, find Johnny. Remove his hands from bowl, wash shortning, etc., off him.
  • 3Take greased pan, find 1/4 inch layer of nutshells in it. Head for Johnny who flees, knocking bowl off table. Sweep and wash kitchen floor. Wash table. Wash walls. Wash dishes. Find Johnny. Wash Johnny.
  • 4Put Johnny down for a nap. Call bakery. Lie Down.

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About How To Bake A Cake (humorous)

Course/Dish: Cakes, Other Non-Edibles
Main Ingredient: Non-Edible or Other
Regional Style: American
Other Tags: Healthy, Heirloom
Hashtag: #laughter




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