How To Bake A Cake (humorous)

Recipe Rating:	1 Rating5
Categories:	Cakes, Other Desserts, Other Non-Edibles, Quick & Easy, For Kids, Healthy
Keyword:	laughter
Serves:	A lifetime

Ingredients

	a mom or dad or grandparent
	a child or children

Pinched by Sotagirl75, and 48 more.

Diane Stine

Well Seasoned

Zanesville, OH (pop. 25,487)

dstine

Member Since Apr 2012

Diane's Notes:

Anyone who has children will appreciate this.

Directions

Preheat oven, get out bowl, spoons and ingredients for cake. Remove 18 blocks and 7 toy cars from kitchen table. Measure 2 cups flour; remove Johnny's hands from flour and wash the flour off Johnny. Put flour, baking powder and salt in sifter. Get dustpan and sweep up pieces of bowl Johnny knocked off table and onto floor.

Get another bowl. Answer doorbell. Return to kitchen. Remove Johnny's hands from bowl. Get out egg. Answer phone. Return. Take out greased pan; remove 1/2 inch salt from pan. Look for Johnny. Return to kitchen, find Johnny. Remove his hands from bowl, wash shortning, etc., off him.

Take greased pan, find 1/4 inch layer of nutshells in it. Head for Johnny who flees, knocking bowl off table. Sweep and wash kitchen floor. Wash table. Wash walls. Wash dishes. Find Johnny. Wash Johnny.

Put Johnny down for a nap. Call bakery. Lie Down.

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Lori-Jo Wahl coolnana

Jun 26, 2012

Awesome! I just had to share this...

Diane Stine dstine

Jun 26, 2012

I'm so glad you liked it..

Lori-Jo Wahl coolnana

Jun 26, 2012

thank you for sharing it

bev snee 1234567

Jun 26, 2012

This is so true.

Trish Harley Trishypoo

Jun 26, 2012

I love it

Rebecca Nostrant rgold02

Jun 27, 2012

Very cute!

Patricia smith jojoandsamson

Jun 27, 2012

Hahahhhaha....sure made me laugh, I havent baked with a child in the kitchen for a good many years, And believe it or not I do miss it! Thanks for your humor!

bev snee 1234567

Jun 27, 2012

I remember those days. My daughter was 10 mos old and it was right before Christmas and I wanted to make kolackies. I put her to bed and waited about 20 mins and all was quiet. I had everything ready to go and had just put my hands in the dough, up to my elbow! lol and she started to cry and I had to go upstairs and bring her down. But it just figures that she would start up and the very second that I dug into the dough! She was a pretty happy camper though because she was good enough to let me do my baking as long as I kept feeding her the apricot preserves!

Diane Stine dstine