How to Make Elephant Stew
- 1Cut the elephant into bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months.
- 2Add enough gravy to cover.
- 3Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.
- 4This will serve 3,800 people. If more people are expected, two rabbits may be added, but this should be done only if necessary, as most people do not like to find hare in their stew.