elephant stew

How To Make elephant stew

• Step 1
  Kill, clean and cut into small cubes. (this will take approximately 2 months.) Simmer in a large kettle over kerosene heat at 465 for 14 weeks. Make gravy to cover. This will feed 3,685 people. If more meat is needed, add 2 rabbits, but do this only if needed because very few people care for hare in their stew.
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