pigpen's secret sauce

Ingredients

• 2 cups apple cider
• 1/2 cup balsamic vinegar
• 10 ounces tomato ketchup
• 4 ounces honey mustard
• 4 ounces yellow mustard
• 4 ounces coarse-ground mustard
• 4 ounces honey
• 4 ounces molasses
• 4 ounces cane syrup
• 1 bottle dark beer
• 1/2 cup cold coffee
• 1/8 cup worcestershire sauce
• 1/8 cup soy sauce
• 1/8 cup hot sauce
• 1 teaspoon black pepper
• 1 teaspoon celery salt
• 1 - habanero chili diced - no seeds
• 1 pinch kosher salt
• 1 pinch coriander