"I am fresh off of a 12-hour travel day with our bouncing baby boy, who also happens to be a teething, rolling, rocking, maneuvering 25-pound ball of deliciousness (that I can't imagine life without). But can I be honest? Traveling with children under the age of 5 should either (A). be an Olympic sport so you at least get a medal if you do a good job or (B). be illegal...."