How to Make Elephant Stew
- 1. Cut elephant into bite size pieces. This should take about 2 months. Add gravy to cover.
- 2. Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 405 degrees. This .will serve 3,800 people.
- 3. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary because most people do not like to find hare in this stew