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elephant stew

(1 rating)
Recipe by
Nancy J. Patrykus
Spokane, WA

This is a special recipe. Take the children on a safari in the park. Look for a elephant... It might take a couple trips.. Haul it back home.. Begin the recipe.......

(1 rating)
yield 3 ,000

Ingredients For elephant stew

  • 1
  • 500 qt
  • salr & taste
  • mixed vegetables...your choice & amount

How To Make elephant stew

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    Take elephant home.Clean by turning hose on in the back yard. Maybe the neighbors will help you. .Wait till it dies of old age. This might take be sure to feed well!! Give another bath with the hose. Now the work..begins. Cut up into small pieces. Hope the neighbors help you. This might take years!!!
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    Cut up and put pieces in huge pots over a bon-fire...cook till done... Possibly a year or two. Now add the gravy and vegetables... stir cook till done.. OH! don't forget to salt & pepper... this is very important!
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    Invite your neighbors over. If they haven' moved to the next state over! Serve in wheel barrels.. Isn't it nice to share with friends and neighbors???? I apologize for any and all .. SAVE THE ANIMALS GROUPS!

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