Elephant Stew

1
Norma DeRemer

By
@PApride

This is so funny that I had to share it. Just for fun!

A resident at the Nursing Home I worked at gave me this recipe. She was a missionary for many years and a sweet lady with a good sense of humor.

Rating:
★★★★★ 1 vote
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Serves:
3,800

Ingredients

1 medium
sized elephant
1
ton salt
1
ton pepper
500
bussel potatoes
200
bussel carrots
4,000
sprigs parsley
2
small rabbits (optional)

How to Make Elephant Stew

Step-by-Step

  • 1Cut elephant meat into bite-sized pieces (this will take about two months).
  • 2Cut vegetables into cubes (another two months).
  • 3Plave meat in a pan and cover with 1,000 gallons of brown gravy. Simmer for four weeks.
  • 4Shovel in salt and pepper to taste
  • 5When meat is tender, add vegetables ( a steam shovel is useful for this ).
  • 6Simmer slowly for four more weeks.
  • 7Garnish with parsley
  • 8Serves 3,800
  • 9If more is expected, add two rabbits.
  • 10This is not recommended, however, as very few people like hare in their stew.

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About Elephant Stew

Course/Dish: Other Main Dishes