"Pile it into a bowl and serve it at your next barbecue/picnic/cookout/grilling party!..."
elbow macaroni
mayonnaise
red wine or distilled vinegar
sugar, more or less to taste
salt, more to taste
Plenty of black pepper
milk (more if needed)
Splash of pickle juice, more to taste
whole roasted red peppers, more to taste (can also use pimentos)
black olives, finely chopped
sweet/spicy pickle slices, diced (about 1/2 cup diced)
green onions, sliced (white and dark green parts)