El Pollo Loco Salsa

"Along with your order from this 250-unit Western U.S. chain, comes a delicious, yet simple to clone, fat-free salsa. If you don’t have a food processor, never fear. You can also make the salsa by hand with a large, sharp knife and some steady-handed, energetic, calorie-burning mincing action. Keep your head down, legs slightly spread, and watch the fingers. You don’t want the salsa too red. Source: "Top Secret Recipes Lite" by Todd Wilbur. Nurtrition facts: Serving size - 1oz Total servings - 8 Fat per serving - 0g Calories per serving - 6..."