ol' fashioned fruitcake ( just for fun ) not a real recipe

How To Make ol' fashioned fruitcake ( just for fun ) not a real recipe

• Step 1
  Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
• Step 2
  Take a large bowl .
• Step 3
  check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality .
• Step 4
  pour 1 level cup of whiskey and repeat.
• Step 5
  turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again
• Step 6
  make sure the whiskey is still okay. cry another tup. turn off mixer.
• Step 7
  break two legs and add to the bowl and chick in the cup of dried fruit. mix on the turner. if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters pry it loose with a drewscriver.
• Step 8
  sample whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
• Step 9
  sift 2 cups of salt. or something who cares.
• Step 10
  check the whiskey, now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. add one table. soopn. of sugar or something whatever you can find .
• Step 11
  grease the oven turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
• Step 12
  don't forget to beat off the turner.
• Step 13
  throw the bowl out the window.
• Step 14
  check the whiskey again.
• Step 15
  go to bed !!!!
• Step 16
  who the heck likes fruit cake anyway?
• Step 17
  Hahahahahaha!!!! My sister-in-law and I want to try this some day....
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