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jose cuervo cookies

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Private Recipe by
Kimmi Knippel (Sweet_Memories)
Cullowhee, NC

These are the best cookies I never had!!!!

(2 ratings)
yield 1 serving(s)

Ingredients For jose cuervo cookies

  • 1 c
    water
  • 1 tsp
    baking soda
  • 1 c
    sugar
  • 1 tsp
    salt
  • 1 c
    dark brown sugar, firmly packed
  • 4 x lg
    eggs, slightly beaten
  • 1 c
    nuts, your choice
  • 2 c
    dried fruit, your choice
  • 1
    lime
  • 1 - 2 bottle
    jose cuervo tequila

How To Make jose cuervo cookies

  • 1
    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one half cup & drink with lime. Losen up a bit.
  • 2
    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
  • 3
    Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try a maximum of one cup just in case. No more.
  • 4
    Turn off the mixerer thingy.
  • 5
    Break 2 leggs & add to the bowl & chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
  • 6
    Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
  • 7
    Mix on the turner.
  • 8
    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
  • 9
    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
  • 10
    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice & strain your nuts.
  • 11
    Add one table.
  • 12
    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
  • 13
    Greash the oven.
  • 14
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees & try not to fall over.
  • 15
    Don't forget to beat off the turner.
  • 16
    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo & make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
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