Dutchs Easy~Easy Christmas Cookies

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Have you made this?

By Dutch Reyveld
@Dutchr

While these are extremely easy, I never seem to get them right and I follow the directions implicitly! LOL

I can't take credit for the original recipe, just hope maybe you'll be able to straighten it out!

Merry Christmas to all the posters and staff at Just A Pinch!

Rating:

★★★★★ 2 votes

Comments:

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Serves:

Depends on outcome

Prep:

1 Hr

Ingredients

1 c: water
1/4 tsp: lemon juice
1 tsp: baking soda
4: large eggs
1 c: sugar
1 c: chopped nuts
1 tsp: salt
2 c: dried fruit
1 c: dark brown sugar
2 c: flour
1 bottle: jack daniel's whiskey

How to Make Dutchs Easy~Easy Christmas Cookies

Step-by-Step

1Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality...Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniel's again to be sure of the highest quality
Pour one level cup and drink
2Turn on mixer
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
Add one tsp. of sugar
Beat again
3At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy
4Beat 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner.
If dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
5Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something
Who giveshz a sheet
Check the Jack Daniel's
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
Add one table
6Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
Don't forget to beat-off the turner
7Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiel's and make sure
you have a CHERRY MISTMAS