Dutchs Easy~Easy Christmas Cookies

How To Make

• 1

  Sample the Jack Daniel's to check quality...Take a large bowl, check the Jack Daniel's again to be sure of the highest quality Pour one level cup and drink
• 2

  Turn on mixer Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl Add one tsp. of sugar Beat again
• 3

  At this point it's best to make sure the Jack Daniel's is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy
• 4

  Beat 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
• 5

  Sample the Jack Daniel's to check for tonsisticity Next, sift two cups of salt, or something Who giveshz a sheet Check the Jack Daniel's Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts Add one table
• 6

  Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over Don't forget to beat-off the turner
• 7

  Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiel's and make sure you have a CHERRY MISTMAS
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