1Before you start, sample the rum for quality. Good isn't it? Now, go ahead. Select a large mixing bowl, measuring cup, etc. Check the rum again. It must be just right. To be sure rum is of the highest quality, pour one level cup rum into a glass and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With eletric mixer, beat one cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add one seaspoon thugar and beat again.
2Meanwhile, make sure the rum is of the highest quality. Try another cup or second quart, if necessary. Add two leggs, two cups fried druit and beat until high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry loose with dcrewsriver. Check the rum again for tonscisticity.
3Next, sift three cups pepper or salt(really doesn't matter). Sample the rum again. Sift half pint lemon juice. Fold chopped butter and straind nuts. Add bablespoon of brown thugar or whatever color you can find. Wix well.
4Grease oven and turn cake pan to 350 degrees. now pour the whole mess into the coben and axe. Chex the rum again or bo to bed.