"C is for cheesy, creamy, chocolaty, carmel, calories H ello...there are toffee chunks in the batter E xtreme opposite of beefcake E stelle Getty &The Golden Girls ate tons of it S o not lactose free E ww...grossest pick-up line: "Show me a little cheesecake" C heering at a Phish concert, yell "cheesecake" to fit in A erosmith claims cheesecake is "looser than her sister" K nown eatery (think: Factory) sells double-digit-priced-slice E rroneous to call it a cake- technically, it's an unleavened pie..."