death notice

How To Make death notice

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  Step 1
  Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection & trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 & rollin in dough. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies & Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy & lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born & bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man & was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough & Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
• Step 2
  If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion & take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else that may be having a crumby day & kneads a lift.
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