Tequila Christmas Cake

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Serves: Brave souls


1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit

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Jan W Recipe
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Member Since May 2011
Jan's notes for this recipe:
Pretty self-explanatory...if you read it through, you'll know what you get at the end of your efforts!

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Sample the tequila to check quality
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.


Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
Cherry Christmas to you all.

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user Mary Weaver Mayday54 - Dec 6, 2011
lol...I'm serving this...lol thanks for the laugh!!
user Lynda Sweezey mema5 - Dec 6, 2011
I am certainly going to use this recipe...In fact I am posting on Facebook so all my friends can enjoy it too. Hilarious!!
user Jan W Neeniejan - Dec 6, 2011
lol, I had posted this as a discussion on a couple of the groups & someone said put on as a recipe so they could copy it...lol, guess there might be a lot of wacky cakes being made!!! enjoy...:)
user Patsy Lawson ggbaking - Dec 6, 2011
Great recipe
user Sharron Boerum slboerum - Dec 6, 2011
...so funny!! ...I LOVE it!!! =^.~=

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