Tequila Christmas Cake

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Serves: Brave souls

Ingredients

1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups dried fruit

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Jan W Recipe
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Apollo, PA (pop. 1,647)
Neeniejan
Member Since May 2011
Jan's notes for this recipe:
Pretty self-explanatory...if you read it through, you'll know what you get at the end of your efforts!

ENJOY!!!
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Directions

1
Sample the tequila to check quality
2
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
3
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
4
Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
5
Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.
6
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
7
Cherry Christmas to you all.
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user Mary Weaver Mayday54 - Dec 6, 2011
lol...I'm serving this...lol thanks for the laugh!!
user Lynda Sweezey mema5 - Dec 6, 2011
I am certainly going to use this recipe...In fact I am posting on Facebook so all my friends can enjoy it too. Hilarious!!
user Jan W Neeniejan - Dec 6, 2011
lol, I had posted this as a discussion on a couple of the groups & someone said put on as a recipe so they could copy it...lol, guess there might be a lot of wacky cakes being made!!! enjoy...:)
user Patsy Lawson ggbaking - Dec 6, 2011
Great recipe
user Sharron Boerum slboerum - Dec 6, 2011
...so funny!! ...I LOVE it!!! =^.~=

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