In Memory of the Pillsbury Dough Boy
Dough Boy rose quickly in show business but his father was filled with turnovers. He was considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas he was no tart.
Dough Boy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had a new dough in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.