How To Preserve A Husband Recipe

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HOW TO PRESERVE A HUSBAND

Robin Poindexter

By
@robinlynn

BE GOOD TO HIM!


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Ingredients

one man and one women

Directions Step-By-Step

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BE CAREFUL IN SELECTION.DO DO NOT CHOOSE TOO YOUNG,AND TAKE ONLY SUCH VARIETIES AS HAVE BEEN REARED IN A GOOD MORAL ATMOSPHERE.WHEN ONCE DECIDED UPON AND SELECTED,LET THAT PART REMAIN FOREVER SETTLED AND YOUR ENTIRE THOUGHT TO PREPARATION FOR DOMESTIC USE.SOME INSIST ON KEEPING THEM IN A PICKLE,WHILE OTHERS ARE CONSTANTLY GETTING THEM INTO HOT WATER.EVEN POOR VARIETIES MAY BE SWEET, TENDER AND GOOD BY GARNISHING THEM WITH PATIENCE, WELL SWEETENED WITH SMILES AND FLAVORED KISSES. THEN WRAP WELL INTO A MANTLE OF CHARITY. KEEP WARM WITH A STEADY FIRE OF DOMESTIC DEVOTION AND SERVE WITH THE FRUITS OF CONSTANT DEVOTION AND MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS. WHEN THUS PREPARED,THEY WILL KEEP FOR YEARS!

About this Recipe

Course/Dish: Other Non-Edibles