Food for Thought

Marsha Gardner

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@mrdick1950

Ever wonder why we drive on a parkway but we park in a driveway?


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Ever wonder why we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Shouldn't they know how to be a doctor by the time they finish school?
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Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients, but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
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If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?


Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
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Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
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Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

Why do you always find things in the last place you looked?
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How does a thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?

Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?

About this Recipe

Course/Dish: Other Non-Edibles