Dutchs Easy~Easy Christmas Cookies
I can't take credit for the original recipe, just hope maybe you'll be able to straighten it out!
Merry Christmas to all the posters and staff at Just A Pinch!
Pour one level cup and drink
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl
Add one tsp. of sugar
Turn off the mixer thingy
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner.
If dried fruit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something
Who giveshz a sheet
Check the Jack Daniel's
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts
Add one table
Greash the oven
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
Don't forget to beat-off the turner
you have a CHERRY MISTMAS