HOW TO Install A Southern Home Security System:

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 or 16 men’s work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,
Me and Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in a bit. Don’t mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning
and messed him up really bad. I don’t think Killer took part but it was hard to tell
from all the blood and everything. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.

Cooter
5 Comments
JWhiteH
J. White Harris - Jan 14, 2013
That's a good one for sure!
BeckyG1
Becky Graves - Jan 14, 2013
Good one!
tablesset
Nancy Rahn - Jan 14, 2013
I think I'll try that! Ya'll!
BeachChic
Bea L. - Jan 14, 2013
Hee Hee!!!!!!!!!
CodyTreyNana
Vickie Gower - Feb 9, 2013
Like this, but my pitt bull would lick them to death!