Bea L. @BeachChic posted in CHATTERBOX
Dec 14, 2012

Julie Andrews Turning 79 - this is hysterical!

To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall of Fame. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are the lyrics she used:

(Sing It!) - If you sing it, its especially hysterical!!

Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak, When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache, When the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.
Millie Johnson - Dec 14, 2012
LMBO ! Funny !:D
Janet Scott - Dec 14, 2012
That's so funny...but true :(
Ann Elizabeth - Dec 15, 2012
Love it. We all need a laugh today. Thanks, Bea.
Janet Scott - Dec 15, 2012
Love your name Ann, my daughter is "Elizabeth Ann"
Ann Elizabeth - Dec 15, 2012
Thank you, Janet. I was almost Elizabeth Ann, so my mom has told me.
Theresa Kailany - Dec 16, 2012
That was great!
Kimberly Richards - Dec 16, 2012
LMBO! I needed that this morning...