Notice of Eviction

Stormy Stewart

By
@karlyn255

Yesterday this jailed felon was evicted from his penthouse apartment by two dwellers of the same place. He was arrested earlier that day for such ha-nus crimes as eating the ceiling of the Porch and the wiring going into the house.

Should he be a relative, you may visit him about 10 miles from his crimes. He was dispatched to a clump of woods where he will serve out his days.


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Prep:

10 Min

Ingredients

1
pesky wire eater
1
portable jail house
1
pair gloves
1
cell phone camera

Directions Step-By-Step

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Using cell phone we took his mug shot then it was off to the car, where with gloves, we transported the felon to greener pastures.

About this Recipe

Course/Dish: Other Non-Edibles
Other Tag: Quick & Easy