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make sure you know the lingo this halloween:

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Recipe by
Stormy Stewart
Mio, MI

HEre is some craziness a friend of mine sends out every Halloween with her candy

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prep time 5 Min

Ingredients For make sure you know the lingo this halloween:

  • MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE LINGO THIS HALLOWEEN:

How To Make make sure you know the lingo this halloween:

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    Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra. Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween. Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin. Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. Skeleton: Any supermodel. Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. Witch: See "Mother-in-Law. " Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee

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