aspirin pie

How To Make aspirin pie

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  light the oven, get bowl, spoons, and ingredients. grease pan. crack nuts. remove 18 toy blocks and 7 toy cars from the kitchen table. measure 2 cups flour, get baking powder. remove matt's hands from the flour, wash flour off him. put flour, baking powder,and salt in sifter. get dust pan and broom and sweep up pieces of bowl matt knocked on floor. get another bowl, answer the doorbell. remove matt's hand from bowl. wash matt. get 1 egg. answer the phone. take 1/4 inch salt from greased pan which matt dumped in. sweep up the nut shells and slap matt's hands. pick up pieces of bowl matt knocked off again before he fled. wash kitchen floor, wash table, wash wall, wash dishes. call the bakery, take aspirin, lie down.
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