"HAPPY HOME"REMEDIES

Nancy J. Patrykus

By
@Finnjin

Here are some Happy Home
Remedies to pass around.
Make sure everyone in your
home will read it!
HAPPY thoughts for you!
Hope this starts your day ...
with a smile.
LOL...Hugs, Nancy.
6/21/13

From my friend in Chgo.
Fotos: Public domain clip art
& color blossom blog


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Comments:

Serves:

Family

Ingredients

1 large
easy chair....to relax in
1
pair eye glasses...if needed
1 c
coffee,..... while reading

Directions Step-By-Step

1
Home Remedies..........................................





1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

About this Recipe

Course/Dish: Other Main Dishes
Other Tag: Healthy
Hashtags: #home, #remedies