Nancy J. Patrykus Recipe

ELEPHANT STEW

By Nancy J. Patrykus Finnjin


Rating:
Serves:
3,000
Comments:

This is a special recipe.
Take the children on a safari in the park.
Look for a elephant...
It might take a couple trips..
Haul it back home..
Begin the recipe.......

Ingredients

1
elephant
500 qt
gravy
salr & pepper...to taste
mixed vegetables...your choice & amount

Directions Step-By-Step

1
Take elephant home.Clean by turning hose on in the back yard.
Maybe the neighbors will help you.
.Wait till it dies of old age.
This might take years..so be sure to feed well!!

Give another bath with the hose.
Now the work..begins.
Cut up into small pieces.
Hope the neighbors help you.
This might take years!!!
2
Cut up and put pieces in huge pots over a bon-fire...cook till done...
Possibly a year or two.
Now add the gravy and vegetables...
stir cook till done..
OH! don't forget to salt & pepper...
this is very important!
3
Invite your neighbors over.
If they haven' moved to the next state over!
Serve in wheel barrels..
Isn't it nice to share with friends and neighbors????



I apologize for any and all ..
SAVE THE ANIMALS GROUPS!

About this Recipe

Course/Dish: Other Main Dishes
Other Tag: For Kids
Hashtag: #ELEPHANT

You May Also Like:

loading...

12 Comments

user
Nancy J. Patrykus Finnjin
Jul 2, 2012
CIN....and Ladies
Please be sure to check out a few other ..
ELEPHANT ...recipes on JAP.
I was not aware ther are sooooo many.
All GREAT...
What fun reading them...
Thank you ladies for posting youe elephant recipes....... Nancy
user
Straw's Kitchen CinCooks
Jul 2, 2012
I'm already on my way!!! teeheehee
user
Nancy J. Patrykus Finnjin
Jul 2, 2012
Neighbors are waiting for me to go hunting....
user
Nancy J. Patrykus Finnjin
Jul 1, 2012
YUMMY...that looks better..
user
Straw's Kitchen CinCooks
Jul 1, 2012
In the ingredient list "that was suppose to read 2-Rabbits"