salr & pepper...to taste
mixed vegetables...your choice & amount
1Take elephant home.Clean by turning hose on in the back yard.
Maybe the neighbors will help you.
.Wait till it dies of old age.
This might take years..so be sure to feed well!!
Give another bath with the hose.
Now the work..begins.
Cut up into small pieces.
Hope the neighbors help you.
This might take years!!!
2Cut up and put pieces in huge pots over a bon-fire...cook till done...
Possibly a year or two.
Now add the gravy and vegetables...
stir cook till done..
OH! don't forget to salt & pepper...
this is very important!