Nancy J. Patrykus Recipe


By Nancy J. Patrykus Finnjin

Recipe Rating:
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Nancy J.'s Story

This is a special recipe.
Take the children on a safari in the park.
Look for a elephant...
It might take a couple trips..
Haul it back home..
Begin the recipe.......


500 qt
salr & taste
mixed vegetables...your choice & amount

Directions Step-By-Step

Take elephant home.Clean by turning hose on in the back yard.
Maybe the neighbors will help you.
.Wait till it dies of old age.
This might take be sure to feed well!!

Give another bath with the hose.
Now the work..begins.
Cut up into small pieces.
Hope the neighbors help you.
This might take years!!!
Cut up and put pieces in huge pots over a bon-fire...cook till done...
Possibly a year or two.
Now add the gravy and vegetables...
stir cook till done..
OH! don't forget to salt & pepper...
this is very important!
Invite your neighbors over.
If they haven' moved to the next state over!
Serve in wheel barrels..
Isn't it nice to share with friends and neighbors????

I apologize for any and all ..

About this Recipe

Course/Dish: Other Main Dishes
Other Tag: For Kids
Hashtag: #ELEPHANT

  • Comments

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    Stormy Stewart karlyn255 - Jul 1, 2012
    a wonderful recipe any you will need all the callories from the meal as I hear jail food isn't very good. Happy elephant hunting
  • user
    Nancy J. Patrykus Finnjin - Jul 1, 2012
    10-4 STORMY

    Hope I did not step on anyones toes....
  • user
    Straw's Kitchen GrandsBest - Jul 1, 2012
    lol..Nancy, I posted this recipe years ago on another recipe web site and got a lot of very funny items people said I should add to it.
    Funny, thanks for the laugh.
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    Pat Duran kitchenchatter - Jul 1, 2012
    This is different than my recipe for elephant stew:Cut up elephant into bite size pieces, add 1 bushel mixed vegetables,(carrots, potatoes,celery, and onions). Cook for 3 weeks over open fire- when this is almost tender add 1 rabbit- being careful when adding as some people don't like hare in their stew. This recipe is a lot longer - this is the short version from my cookbook Kitchen Chatter and Friends 2. I like the Canadian version too.
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    Nancy J. Patrykus Finnjin - Jul 1, 2012
    CIN...Please post yours..
    I would love to seeit!!!
    I made my recipe up as I typed....LOL
    Just havin FINNS are that way..
    don't cha know!!! tee hee

    Did you see my FROG LEGs recipe todays post..
    Such a cute pic!!

    The first picture of the elephant .I toke off of my long patio dress....
    It is so comfortable to wear!!! old, old!
    Long, sleeveless, and loose!!!