Other Main Dishes
Cut the elephant into small bite-size pieces; this should take about 2 months.
Salt and pepper, enough brown gravy to cover.
Cook over kerosene fire for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees.
This will serve 2800 people. If more are expected, 2 rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary, as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.