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Welcome to Expressions! This is a sharing group. It is for people who wish to share stories, ideas, recipes, articles, photos, fun and laughter. It is also a group where you may share your cares and sorrows. If it touches your life, you may share it, as long as you follow these rules:

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Have a wonderful day and may every experience you have here be a good one!

*Rule #2 amended 05-23-16.

Jane -
12 Hours Ago

And now you know.

Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing. He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.

On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area".
The king was polite and considerate, he replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional, and I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him and I will continue on my way." So they did.

However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the weatherman at once! Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.

The farmer said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain." So instead, the King hired the donkey on the spot.

And thus began the ancient-old practice of hiring asses to work in the government and occupy its highest and most influential positions...

Teresa G.
12 Hours Ago

Trust Issues?

This make take a while, lol!

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Wednesday at 7:36 AM

Fairy Tales

Good morning! I hope everyone has a great day. :-)

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Free Bottle with Coupon

Good at all locations (I hope!) LOL

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Voting Simplified

So much easier! LOL!

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